The Kingdom of The Royal Kingdom of Quillet is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 824 million Royal Kingdom of Quilletians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Royal Kingdom of Quilletian economy, worth 25.4 trillion Solas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,780 Solas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, The Royal Kingdom of Quillet has designated The Royal Kingdom of Quillet City as its capital city, school uniforms are compulsory, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Royal Kingdom of Quillet's national animal is the Tortoise , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Royal Kingdom of Quillet is ranked 208,293^rd in the world and 7,146^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.